Beware of the Utopia Monster!!

How To Protect Yourself from the Utopia Monster

First Have Your Dad make a ring of Utopia Flags

Then Promptly sit in the circle

Be sure to keep your eyes open

Be careful not to pull any flags out

Laugh when he gets near you

Because you are safe and sound

Inside your ring of flags


This Public Service annoucement brought to you today by Kayl Jay Tangreen